Friday, November 25, 2016

Black Friday Matters


            It was dark when Frank woke up. He looked at the clock. 6:00. Still early, he thought. He climbed off the couch and walked into the kitchen. His roommate, Reggie, was eating a TV dinner. Turkey. Mashed potatoes. Gravy. Corn. Stuffing. Cranberry sauce. “What are you doing up so early?” Frank asked him. “And why are you eating a turkey dinner for breakfast?”
            “Jesus, Frank, it’s six o’clock at night.” Reggie stuffed a fork full of mush into his mouth. “You must have really tied one on last night.”
            “Six o’clock at night?” Franks said in a panicked voice. He ran back into the living room and searched for his jacket. “Have you seen my jacket?” he yelled to Reggie.
            “Isn’t it hanging on the back of the couch?”
            Frank checked the back of the couch. Nothing. Behind it. Nothing. Underneath. Bingo! He wondered how it got there as he searched the pockets. Half a pack of smokes. Two disposable lighters. A ripped piece of paper with a phone number on it. A tiny plastic bag coated in white residue. A token for a free beverage at a place called “Marty’s Hole in the Wall.” A nickel. Four dimes. His flip phone. Bingo!
            He checked for missed calls. Seven. All from the same number. Junior! He had promised his son that he would make him Thanksgiving dinner. His refrigerator was filled with all the ingredients.  Turkey. Mashed potatoes. Gravy. Corn. Stuffing. Cranberry sauce. He said he would pick him up at noon.
            Frank pressed the “Call” button on his phone. It rang. Once. Twice. Three times.
            “Goddamn it Frank!” It wasn’t his son’s voice.
            “I can explain.”
            “I don’t want to hear it. This was the last time. Please don’t call here anymore.”
            “Just let me…”
The line went dead. Ring tone. Frank flipped the phone shut. “Hey Reggie,” he yelled.
“Yeah?”
“What time does that store open?”
“Which store?”
“The one with the big Black Friday sale?”
“Eight o’clock, I think. Why?”
Frank swung his jacket over his shoulders and jolted out the door of the trailer. The rain pounded the windshield of his Pontiac as drove across town. He arrived at the store an hour before it opened. There were already over a hundred people in line. He waited. In the pouring rain.
There was a mad rush to the toy section when the doors opened. Everyone was after the same thing. Snatchimals. Frank didn’t even know what the fuck a Snatchimal was. But he needed one.
The shelf was empty.
“Excuse me, miss.” Frank approached an elderly woman who was holding one of the prized possessions. “I know how this must sound, but I need that toy.”
“I’m sorry,” the woman said. “But I can’t part with it.”
Frank pulled out his wallet. “You don’t understand. I really need it. I’ll give you twenty dollars.”
“Twenty dollars? These things are going for hundreds on the internet.”
“Please, just do me a favor.”
“I’m sorry. I just can’t.” The woman headed toward the cash register.
Frank walked out the front door and waited. In the pouring rain. The woman came out. Frank followed her to her car. “Excuse me, miss…”
“You again! I said no…”
Frank punched her in the nose. She tried to yell. Frank punched her again. And again. And again. Until she fell to the ground. He grabbed her shopping bag and walked to his car.
He drove to a spot he knew next to the old mill. A spot that was secluded. He climbed into the back seat. He crossed his arms. He closed his eyes.
When daylight broke, he drove to his ex-wife’s house. He rang the doorbell. His son answered.
“Peter!”
“What do you want?”
“I just wanted to bring you this.” Frank handed his son the bag.
Peter opened it and pulled out a Snatchimal. “What the hell is this?”
“It’s the new toy. The one everybody wants.”
“I’m fifteen fucking years old. Why the fuck would I want a Snatchimal?” The door slammed shut.
Frank left the toy on the porch. He drove toward home. He pulled into the trailer park. Two cop cars were idling in front of his home. He turned around. He drove away. In the pouring rain.


           


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