About that time I occupied a federal wildlife
refuge, I was only doing as I was instructed by God. And everything that has
happened since the initial idea to occupy a federal wildlife refuge is clear proof
that what we did, are currently doing, and will do in the future is exactly as
God intended. Let me make this absolutely clear: I did not choose to occupy a federal wildlife refuge. God chose me to occupy a federal wildlife refuge. And
on that first day, when nobody really took notice, when the media asked, “What
is the point of occupying an uninhabited building on a federal wildlife refuge
in the middle of nowhere?” and, “How is that a news story?” That was God telling us that we were
doing the right thing. And then, on the third day, when the media did take notice and asked “What are you
looking to prove by occupying a federal wildlife refuge in the middle of
nowhere?” That again was proof that we were doing God’s work. And then, a week
in, when the media forgot about us because there were better stories to report,
that was definitely a sign from God. And then, when we started receiving dildos
from all over the country, that was most definitely God sending a message to
us. I’ll be damned if he don’t work in mysterious ways! And then, when we went
to that town meeting and the citizens yelled at us to “Go home!” Yep, that was
God telling us to stay. And then, a week later, when we tried to go to another
town meeting and we were pulled over by the FBI and my good friend was shot to death—that was absolute proof that we were
doing exactly as God wanted us to do. Gosh darn it God, if you’re not a crafty
one. And then, when we were arrested and charged with federal crimes, again,
God. And now, as we sit in jail cells awaiting our fate. You guessed it—God’s
path. Now, let us pray…
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